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Joke of the Day

"I'm against vaccination! Vaccines save lives and I'm against overpopulation!"

"How do you sink a polish ship? you put it in the water"

"My 8 year old son wrote this... What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes? A poultry-geist."

"Hey Girl, do you recycle? Because I'd love to crush that box and leave you by the curb tomorrow morning."

"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people But none of them work"

"Carefully choosing my grocery check out line based on the back of who's head I want to beam hate into for the next 15 minutes."

"I once unknowingly dated a transvestite ignoring all the clues Such as her name being Amanda."

"The more you run over a cat... the flatter it gets."

"I used to be a senile UPS worker Shit I messed up the delivery"

"A Freudian slip is... when you say one thing, and mean amother."