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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Whose there? Doctor. Doctor who? Oh. You watch that show too?"
Next Joke
"Did you hear the one about the guy who was about to tell a joke and then thought better of it? He killed it."
"After 4 months, I lost 270 pounds Now she's my ex-wife"
"What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist."
"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? Cunt-sway-low"
"ME: I wasn't invited to the party FRIEND: Yeah, people think you're melodramatic ME: [slaps friend with silk glove] Then I shall die alone"
"Charlie And The Chocolate Factory is my favourite book about a weird guy who murders four children then convinces another to live with him."
"You look like I could use some sex."
"A horse who got its face blown off in a war walks into a bar Bartender goes ""why the long...oh"". What a dick."
"Whenever someone says, ""Good question"" I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question."