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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why was the lobster arrested? A: Because he was always pinching things."
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"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that but it's also terrible."
"How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman? No, wait."
"What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? The cold shoulder"
"No wonder Santa is so jolly... He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"So Dolly Parton bought the supermarket franchises Big Lots, Harris Teeters, and Piggly Wiggly... She's calling it Big Wiggly Teeters."
"Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!"
"Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow."
"I don't know what you do when you come across a bear, But I just wipe it off and apologize."
"I like my coffee like I like my women.. Without a penis"