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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why was the lobster arrested? A: Because he was always pinching things."
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"A woman gets breast implants made of wood.. Too bad this joke doesn't have a punchline, it would probably be funny. Wooden tit?"
"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"
"Be Positive ++ My girlfriend always says that be positive!! You know what she is going to have HIV tested this week ;)"
"Hey, girl. Are you a potato? because I'm about to. Mash. You. Up. Oh. You ARE a potato. And a talking potato at that. My meds aren't working"
"What is the longest sentence in the English language? ""I do."""
"Girls of Reddit what do you like in a man Lol we all know girls don't do the ""Internet""."
"[trapped on a patch of ice that's melting in the Arctic ocean] [rubs Genie bottle] ""can you hook me up with some wifi?"""
"What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining? ""BAAAHH RAIN!"""
"What do you call an all female traveling band Mobile broadband"