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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles? Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you"
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"Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names."
"I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu."
"What do you call a humor site with bad ads? PunHub."
"Hi I'm here for my vasectomy. ""Would you like that toasted?"" What? ""Haha whoops sorry, just came from my other job. Ok let's do this."""
"""How many people work at your company?"" About half of them."
"I just saw a car with a big ""S"" on it... Look at the ""S"" car go !"
"Philae comet lander wakes up [After 7 months] ""Where the *fuck* am I?!"""
"I went into a medical shop. ""Have you got anything for irritation?"" ""Yes,"" he said, ""But where exactly?"" I said, ""Fuck knows, you tell me. It's your shop."""
"The problem with other people's money. The problem with other people's money is that it's tainted. 'tain't yours and 'tain't mine."