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Joke of the Day

"The problem with other people's money. The problem with other people's money is that it's tainted. 'tain't yours and 'tain't mine."

"How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !"

"What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed A eunuch corn"

"What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control? Grandparents."

"It's funny how one person can make you never trust anybody..."

"Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest? Experts say it's because he was a master baiter."

"(NAME) is a terrific athlete. He recently ran the London Marathon he was aiming for 3 hours but just missed it! he made it in 3 hrs 150 minutes"

"I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, ""Let us bray."""

"An Irish Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar."

"[drive thru] GUY ON INTERCOM: can I help you ME: yeah are you guys open"