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Joke of the Day
"I knew that wouldn't flush when I ate it."
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"My therapist picked a cool time to go on vacay I'm making decisions out here like a wild animal"
"Welcome to the Psych Med Club! We were working on a secret handshake, until we lost interest in the things we once loved."
"""I've an appointment with Dr Patel."" ""Dr Patel is off sick today so-"" [slowly backs away & whispers] ""U people can't even help yourselves."""
"What do you call a phobia of chainsaws? Common sense"
"What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda? Patty O'Furniture."
"They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country... ...but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million."
"There's a little ""I'm jealous"" in every ""whatever."""
"I have a lot of guilt from things I've done in the past so I'm grateful Twitter allows me to focus my pent up anger on strangers."
"The problem in general terms is that people suck."