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Joke of the Day
"I knew that wouldn't flush when I ate it."
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"I like Buddha He's a well rounded guy"
"What porn do sea animals watch? Prawnography"
"What's the best cure to a bad hangover? A good personality"
"Two dyslexic men walk into a bra."
"Love is like peeing yourself.... everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."
"Hey, hip hop artists. Would it kill you to throw in a few rhymes about raisin toast or farmers' markets?"
"What do you call playful insults between terrorists? Talibanter"
"I feel so empty after sex... It's OK though. I'm a prostate gland."
"noah's google search history: ""wat is arc"" ""why would god want circle segment"" ""arc or ark"" ""how many animals"" ""5,000,000 x 2"" ""is god real"""