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Joke of the Day

"What do you call playful insults between terrorists? Talibanter"

"There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights."

"When a raccoon stands up and cracks his knuckles, stop shaving him immediately."

"Why did the tin man go to hell? Because he's a sinner."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was a little quiet."

"My poetic look on the election Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Damn it, America! What the fuck did you do?!"

"My mum was called Pearl and my dad was called Dean... Every time I would call them I would go, Hi mum and Pe PA pe PA pe pe PA...."

"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake"

"The baby Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, ""I'm so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this..."" ""Don't worry Steve, it's not your fault."""

"What do you call a person who sexually identifies as a Xenomorph? An alie-kin"