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Joke of the Day

"Met this chinese guy with the surname Shen. His name's Eric. As in Eric Shen. Have him for more than 4hours, call a doctor!"

"TIL Calaway's Law states that ""the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."" Now we wait."

"My wife can't cook so she asked me for help in baking a cake. I told her to separate 2 eggs... She put one in the bedroom and one in the bathroom.. Ijit."

"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? *The ultrasound guy.* Who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy's off? *The hip replacement guy.*"

"Why do I see so many broken condoms outside? Honey, those are called ""children"" and should be treated as such."

"What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)... A dollar gives you four quarters :-)"

"Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"

"I'm not transphobic, I used to play with toy locomotives all the time!"

"Aaanndd I've just been peed on. Were I Tila Tequila I'd have met 1 of my New Years resolutions before the clock had even struck midnight"

"The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the expected traffic load."