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Joke of the Day

"TIL Calaway's Law states that ""the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."" Now we wait."

"What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal? Check, mate."

"I like my coffee like I make my women. Hot, and bitter."

"I have a confession to make, I am a lesbian... Trapped in a man's body."

"Read on r/todayilearned that Saint Ambrose was the first person to practice silent reading... ...which is crazy, because typically, Catholics never shut up about their favorite book."

"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."

"Made a reverse chain letter that said 'delete this email or you get bad luck!' and then deleted it without sending. Then I called it a day."

"The worst thing about wearing a turtleneck is not being able to get up off of your back if you fall over."

"The lady in front of me wearing yoga pants keeps bending over to pick up quarters, hope she will for dimes too, as I'm out of quarters."

"What's North Koreas favorite drinking game? Pong-Yang."