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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"

"What does it take to have a Beatles reunion? 2 more bullets"

"My girlfriend is pissed at me for never putting down the toilet seat. To be honest, I AM getting pretty tired of carrying it around."

"So an Alzheimer's patient was telling a joke... Clarence, is that you?"

"What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant? Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)"

"Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood? The dyke broke."

"I'm going to start using ""reach around"" as business jargon and see if anyone corrects me once I'm finished."

"What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs? The PGA tour."

"School is like a boner, long and hard... Unless you're Asian..."

"What was Bin Laden's favourite brand? Jihadidas."