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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)... A dollar gives you four quarters :-)"

"The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin"

"Started a pillow fight with my boyfriend, but I forgot that's where I hide my Oreos."

"Movie Names For Your Penis There Will Be Blood YOUR TURN"

"A fun thing to yell at a magic show is ""BURN HIM, HE'S A WITCH"""

"Did you hear how the scarecrow got his promotion?"

"#1: My personality is 30% the last movie I watched."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"Two flies on a piece of shit Two Flies are on a piece of shit. One farts and the others goes ""Hey! I'm eating here."""

"Where do Amish people go to get medicine? To the farmacy."