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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I think to myself Come on, you're bigger than that."

"can a women make you a millionaire? yes,if you are a billionaire!"

"Atheists, we get it. You don't have faith in anything except your ability to shove your lack of faith in the face of those who have faith."

"Madonna goes on her arse, To much Material Girl .."

"How many groping victims does it take to stop Trump from being president? We're about to find out.."

"About to finish my second book of the day! And when I say book, I really mean magazine. And when I say magazine, I really mean pizza."

"Why did the sausage beat his kids? For being little brats."

"I SAID I HAD A NEAR DEAF EXPERIENCE"

"You're so vein, you probably think this bloody cut is about you."

"[teenage girl reading horoscope tweets] ""Scorpio's drink water when they're thirsty"" OMG THIS IS SO ME"