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Joke of the Day
"so i wanted to know what was small and cheep my dad in the middle of dinner says asian hookers"
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"Isn't it fun how many different shapes pasta can be? My wife left me last night."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a WWI soldier? A WWI soldier has a reason for shooting himself in the foot."
"I tried to donate a kidney once... ...they wouldn't take it though because I wouldn't tell them where I got it."
"What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !"
"Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas."
"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."
"My son got mad unfollowed me... I disconnected his phone. -I win"
"What do you call a sour black man? Vinigger."
"What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god? Deus Ex Macarena"