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Joke of the Day
"I've got a shitty joke. Why did the poo have a crappy life? Because his dad is an arsehole"
Next Joke
"Facebook should change the status question from ""what's on your mind?"" to ""what's your problem today?"""
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""hey, we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom says ""why not? I'm a 'fungi' Bam, you've all been PUNNED!"
"3 - DAD! HEY DAD! Me: Don't yell from the door son! Walk here and talk to me 3 - *walks over* 3 - I stepped in dog poop, what should I do?"
"Mexico's prison system"
"Why is the symbols row of my keyboard swearing at me"
"How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected? All your stuff has been donated to charity"
"i did a lot of experimenting in my teen years. i knew that's what i'd have to do to become the caliber of scientist i am today"
"Men are great masochists After all, they spend most of the teen years beating themselves while looking for someone to do it for them"
"Where do all the normies play? In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina"