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Joke of the Day
"If you post BDSM jokes on /r/jokes.... Does it count as a submission?"
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"I will build a great wall. To keep all the Muslims out. Yours truly, Donald trump."
"My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood."
"What's a feminists worst nightmare? Fat free milk"
"What's the worst thing about having a huge dick? Trying to hide it under the skirt."
"[first day as tour guide on the moon] Me: keep your hats on Guy at the back: um they're called helmets Me: yeah you can take your hat off."
"[First Date] HER: Do you consider yourself a feminist? ME: Oh I'm not feminist at all! HER: ME: In fact, some of my best friends are women."
"I never understood the appeal of /r/titler... But you know, different strokes for fascist folks"
"Why did the plant say after being watered? ""I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack""."
"The cool thing about being happy is you get to live in crippling fear that it will all go away soon"