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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside? A Navel Destroyer."

"Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?"

"Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere? Because they don't have legs to walk, man."

"I don't believe my friend's story about the time he fit a whole watermelon up his ass. It's just too much of a stretch."

"Image sharing sites before E3 are just like a toy vegetable stand Full of fake leeks"

"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."

"When I die I want my Group project members to lower me into my grave. So they can let me down one last time."

"Remember: You don't owe anybody anything. Unless they killed someone for you. Then they probably deserve a nice gift card."

"Advertisers: you can stop using ""it will change your life"" as a selling point. Cocaine, unemployment, and AIDS will also change your life."

"Racist joke. As a white guy, it really bothers me that only black people can say ""nigger""... ...That's OUR word. lol thank you. All credit goes to me. I'm awesome."