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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside? A Navel Destroyer."

"What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team? The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts..."

"A single text to my mom is like pulling that loose thread on a sweater."

"What is a Mexican's favorite FPS? Borderlands."

"Going to a baby shower and I'm real nervous, do they just kind of pour down on you? If you catch one do you have to keep it?"

"Capt of Titanic: ""Mayday! We are sinking"" Coastguard: ""What happened?"" *Cthulhu makes throat-slit gesture with tentacle* Capt: ""Iceberg"""

"My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart."

"If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends.. If she calls you drunk, she is yours.. If she turns off her cell, she never was."

"Friend ran in the Boston Marathon, He said he had a blast but can't feel his legs."

"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas, the judge warned him to expect a very long sentence"