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"What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with mud? a dirty hooker"
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"I went to the zoo today, but the only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"
"Ever since I swallowed a watch I've been keeping myself busy taking laxitives, eating lots of fruit and drinking prune juice. Anything to pass the time."
"What's the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad."
"My wife is upset we can't afford a vacation this year because I kept paying the kids to behave while I was driving"
"Why are Nazis such bad DJs? Because they dont get the difference between 33 and 45."
"I Swear, These Jell-o Products Just Keep Getting Worse... It's almost like they're pudding in less effort. I'll see myself out."
"""911, what's your emerg-"" ""The women at work have synced their uteri and it's Hell"" ""Sir uteri is not plural for ute-"" ""TAMPI EVERYWHERE"""
"I slipped on ice and discovered I'm a natural at break dancing"
"Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V"