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Joke of the Day

"Reddit, You are too cool... ...you give me frostbite."

"""How much for the supermodel?"" *winks seductively ""Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."""

"Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of trousers In case they get a hole in one"

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a super creepy movie."

"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !"

"Saying 'Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?' only works in the movies and not with strangers at Sports Authority"

"Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly."

"My girlfriend asked me if I felt like aural. I think that's where it goes in one ear and out the other."

"[Serious] Can we stop making bomb jokes? Edit: Wow, this really blew up! Edit 2: Feeling bombastic! Thanks for the gold!"