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Joke of the Day

"*grabs knife, cuts forehead, lies on floor* Wife walks in: ""WHAT HAPPENED?"" ""A burglar came in right when I was about to clean the house"""

"There are 11 types of people in this world... those who know unary and those who don't have fingers. :)"

"No evidence is good enough for a Creationist... But no evidence is good enough for a Creationist."

"Sunday and Monday stand back to back, spraying darkness in both directions."

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"As I was leaving the club last night . . . . . . A male stripper suggestively swiveled his banana hammock in my direction. I'm flattered, but it was still kind of a dick move."

"My congressman just wrote to tell me if I don't re-elect him, whatever-scares-me-most will probably happen. Send money."

"Back in the 70's I met this really cool blind man He was really outta sight!"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."

"It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East."