200814
Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."
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"Someone knocked at my door asking if I would like to donate to the children's home so I just chucked him a few kids"
"My friend owns a bakery Last week it burnt down Now his business is TOAST"
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it! (Not sure of the spelling, heard it from someone)."
"We're just two people shitting in side by side stalls waiting for the other person to go out so we don't have to show our face"
"wanna hear a joke about my dick? nevermind its too long"
"What's the difference between harass and annoy? I have never had my finger in annoy. Edit: NSFW.. depending where you work, I guess."
"My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark."
"Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat? He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!"
"humans: wat did we ever do to deserve dogs dogs: wat horible sins were done to our ancestors for us to be subservient to the humabns"