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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

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"Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels."
"Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella? For the drizzle"
"Why did the oil covered seagull get sued? There can only be one goo gull"
"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"
"My Social Life 404"
"What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean? A loan shark!"
"Married girls are so lucky. They can post anything they want on here because they already tricked some dumb guy into marrying them."
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car? A *range rover*!"
"Jokes about 9/11 Shouldn't be allowed to fly."