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Joke of the Day
"It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East."
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"Women's rights."
"You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list."
"Arwen and Elrond https://i.imgur.com/meGn3q2.jpg"
"Did you know Ice-T has a half-brother? His name is Arnold Palmer."
"I am one bottle of shower gel away from being able to open my own Christmas gift shop in my shower."
"My best dating advice is to wait after you have two kids and a house before you tell her you speak elvish."
"What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me."
"q: what's brown and sits on the piano, steaming ? a: Beethoven's 1st movement."
"Who is a golfers favorite singer? ...birdy :P"