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Joke of the Day

"It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized. **x-post r/ScienceHumour**"

"Reckless driving, pot allegations and cop visits, Justin Bieber is a bad wig away from being the next Amanda Bynes."

"When I left home, my mum said, ""Don't forget to write."" I thought, ""That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?"""

"Virgins everywhere are fucking nowhere."

"Lets be honest Oscar Pistorius will never set foot in a prison"

"Funny shit 52% of all women have used vibrators , the other 48% have new ones ."

"Two Cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks... Does this taste funny to you?"

"Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it. He said ""Ohio is a spectacular place."""

"I think a cool anti-hero would be Aeon Netflux ...except during fights she would stop every 2 minutes to ""rebuffer"", and her selection of moves would be extremely limited."