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Joke of the Day

"It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East."

"Having sex is like playing bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"

"What did the watch say when the necklace, earrings, purse and ring killed the shoes? I won't be an accessory to this."

"What's brown ans sticky??? a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)"

"2 cats are watching a tennis match... After a while, one cat turns to the other and says... ""My father is in that racquet !!!"""

"There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't"

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

"Just turned wine into vomit. Your move Jesus."

"Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!"