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Joke of the Day
"If your phone gets lost and a noble soul returns it to you.. Its time to change your phone."
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"All that voted for Brexit should be jailed for pedophilia... Because they want to fuck an entire generation of kids."
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"This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and number of friends."
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"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang So I shot him.."
"There are only 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to Charity... She's a talented dancer and says she needs money for school."