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Joke of the Day

"All that voted for Brexit should be jailed for pedophilia... Because they want to fuck an entire generation of kids."

"An original as far as I know If a pepper could orgasm, where would it ejaculate? Jalapeno mouth."

"Did you hear the one about three holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."

"Some say a world without sin is ideal, but I disagree. After all, there's only so many problems which can be answered with cos and tan."

"Been reading about instinctive behaviors. Apparently, my natural reaction to seeing an attractive woman is a Fixed Action Pattern (in short, FAP)."

"""I forgot my phone, so what do u want to talk about?"" ... *knocks on stall wall* ""Hello? Can u hear me?"" ... ""I like your shoes...Hello?"" .."

"Three guys walk into a bar... You think the third guy would have learned to duck."

"Me: Why can't we feed the animals? Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*"

"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea? An epileptic cornhusker shucks between fits."