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Joke of the Day

"What sort of drug does a duck use? Quack cocaine"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming."

"I swear I heard my dentist whisper ""yolo"" as he reached for a chisel..."

"Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook."

"what looks good hangin from a tree a apple and a black guy"

"Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day? Because it's the first date."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. Possibly better for r/dadjokes, I'll show my self out."

"I accidentally took 1 of my girlfriend's multivitamins for women & I've been looking at engagement rings & crying uncontrollably for 4 hours"

"If you're between a rock and a hard place ... Stop using crack."

"I just now realized the guy at the urinal that complemented my watch might not have actually just been looking at my watch."