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Joke of the Day

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"When I catch my dog sleeping, I shave dicks into his fur."

"New Channels: Bin Laden dead That's ruined the game, what do we do now it's our turn to hide?"

"I got in trouble with a band recently... when I had the audacity to edit their music."

"*sees people doing the mannequin challenge, brings back ice bucket challenge and dumps it on mannequin people*"

"Best pickup line EVER! I would call heaven and report a missing angel.... But I'm actually hoping that you are a slut."

"McCain Will Buy Houses From Needy Owners Of Beachfront Mansions- ""If The Price Is Right"""

"I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS"

"What do u call a Jew? Jewish"

"What do you call a camel with no humps? Humpfree! :P"