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Joke of the Day

"Someone ordered a lion statuette for a Pride parade Apparently there was a mixup at the manufacturer and they only sent the rear half of the lion. What followed was a catastrophe"

"Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's? Because they fall through his hands."

"A cheap concert 50 CENT starring Nickleback"

"The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful."

"What do you call a PED for bears? Polaroids."

"I keep my friends clothes and my enemies toaster. As a result, they're now all my enemies, but they're naked & having cereal for brekkie."

"Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. ""Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?"" Why doesn't she just answer me?"

"What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes? Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... ""Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"""

"How does a black woman stop crime? She gets an abortion."

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."