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Joke of the Day
"What is the national bird of Afghanistan? The Boeing 757"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !"
"Dying husband asks his wife: Our 7th son always looked different from the other 6, did he have a different father?"" Wife (crying): Yes! Husband: Who? Wife: You! Husband Dies."
"How does a musician make a million dollars? They start with 2 million."
"What do you call a blind German? A Nazi"
"I'd like to be so rich I forgot what country I left my private jet at after a crazy weekend"
"Why did the thief take a bath? To get a clean getaway"
"Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused."
"SO AFTER I CAUGHT HER CHEATING ON ME I WANTED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND DIE. ANYWAY MY NAME'S TOM AND I'LL BE YOUR TANDEM PARACHUTE PARTNER"
"Had a fight with an erection today... I beat it single handedly."