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Joke of the Day

"Why are Wendy's burgers so good? Because they don't cut corners."

"Do you want to 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one."

"It's like my nana always used to say: If you really hate him that much, just marry him and then get fat."

"In marijuana's defense, I'm lazy as shit completely sober too."

"Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!"

"I got a really good knock knock joke. OK, you start."

"What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? Boko Harambe."

"Want to hear something clean? I took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear something dirty? Bubbles is my neighbor."

"If I ever get a Roomba, I'm gonna be totally irresponsible and just throw crumbs on the floor for fun."

"The Garlic Eater by I Malone"