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Joke of the Day
"In marijuana's defense, I'm lazy as shit completely sober too."
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"If Princess Peach fixed shoes for a living she's be Princess Peach Cobbler lol thanks for following"
"I try not to tweet about things I'm doing incase it gets taken out of context, but this cock is delicious!"
"How do you know when you're too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener"
"<--------- This guy can't think of anything to tweet so he's gone & done a cute little arrow & pointed it at his Avi with a funny comment."
"I start my job at a restaurant tomorrow I can't wait"
"One thing won't change for Jared Fogle while in prison He will still be eating 6"" to 12"" daily."
"What's Asian on top and black on bottom? IQ distribution graph"
"A friend from New Zealand asked me to put a wedge of lime in his cocktail. He took a sip and said ""Thank you, I couldn't have made it bitter myself!"""
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!"