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Joke of the Day
"In marijuana's defense, I'm lazy as shit completely sober too."
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Cough-Choke-Cough-Gag-Cough*"
"I've been texting random numbers ""hey are we taking salvia before or after church?"""
"My grandmother tried keeping her hysterectomy a secret... ...but the doctors let the cat out of the bag."
"Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'? Pass it on - or, rather, don't."
"""Why are you always tired, Dad?"" my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye."
"Best advice for men about women Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
"I get a new phone every year just so my friends don't think I'm lying when I tell them I've lost their number Avoidance is expensive"
"People never point out how awesome Meth is for weight loss."
"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar or maybe a hotel. Or possibly a church"