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Joke of the Day
"Are you the Proletariat? Because I feel an uprising in my lower class."
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"Our children are our future. Unless they invent a method for time travel, then they're also our past."
"How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink? You add ices."
"How does Harry Potter get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling."
"Teacher: In 1940 what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !"
"What do the alphabet A and a flower have in common? B comes after both."
"I don't smoke, so I take ""screaming"" breaks at work."
"How do you know you're wife is too fat? You're using Google maps to find her g spot..."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free"
"Me to waitress: Do you validate? Waitress: Parking, you mean? Me: No. Like, can I read you some tweets and you tell me if you like them?"