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Joke of the Day
"""Wow, that was a very good sandwich."" - Liam Neeson, at some point, probably"
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"Why are there no black snowmen? WHITE POWDER!!!"
"4: can we name the baby Yoko? Me: well Yoko is a Japanese name 4: if the baby is Japanese can we name it Yoko? Me: ... 4: ... Me: yes"
"What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."
"What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs? Lisa Frank"
"What happened to the Italian chef when he died? He *pasta way*."
"Attention, guys wearing ""skinny Jeans"", you took the phrase ""getting into her pants"" the wrong way"
"What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? Chili con Carny."
"You may not like EVERY government agency... ...but you've really gotta hand it to the IRS."
"Divorce is tough on some kids. Others are just happy to be single again."