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Joke of the Day

"I bought ""extra whitening"" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English"

"A black man and a Mexican are in a car , who's driving it ? The Police"

"You're not fat, you're just... easier to see"

"What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony? You may fist the bride"

"The Westboro Babtist Church is planning to picket Reddit two days after their IAmA. No, seriously. http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html"

"What time does Sean Connery like to go to Wimbledon at? Tenish."

"What's the worst present you could give a black person? Cotton Scented Hand Lotion"

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? Mick Jagger yells ""Hey! You! Get off my cloud!"" The shepherd yells ""Hey! McLeod! Get off my ewe!"""

"what did one mexican mouse say to the other mexican mouse? nacho cheese!!"

"I dunno if a gun would be my murder weapon of choice but it's worth a shot."