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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst kind of tea? Emptea!"

"I gave up viagra It was hard at first..."

"How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories."

"PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net."

"Million Dollar Idea ~ A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."

"Why did the mountain have trouble in class? Because there was a steep learning curve."

"I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED."

"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus #GoodFriday"

"A man goes to the zoo, As he walks around he see's only one animal, a dog. It's a schitzu"

"Peyton Manning is opening a bakery. As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers."