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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mountain have trouble in class? Because there was a steep learning curve."
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"I think I'm a genius.... I just solved a rubiks cube so fast! It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers."
"Wife: I feel horrible; I look old, fat and completely unattractive. I really need you to pay me a compliment. Husband: Your eyesight and opinion is damn right."
"What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces? Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them."
"I will never vaccinate my child. I'd rather a doctor or nurse do it."
"Anyone watch story on the news about the corduroy pillows? It's making all the headlines."
"Your mom fails so hard at life...[nsfw] I gave her a D out of sympathy."
"Why did the console player cross the road? To get the game 6 months earlier"
"NSFW how did the mother know her daughter was on her period? Daddy's dick tasted funny"
"Can a ninja throw projectile weapons? Shuriken!"