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Joke of the Day
"Go to www.JebBush.com"
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"I got in trouble with my date for not opening the car door for her... Instead I just swam for the surface"
"A jewish boy asks his father.. Jewish boy: Father can I borrow $40? Father: $30?! What do you need $20 for??!!"
"The other day I saw a sign on my street for a garage sale ...but I didn't go. I already had a garage."
"""Nice to meet you,"" she said, meeting me for the third time"
"Twitter: ""Where people are openly Gay and secretly Republican"""
"Cutting a bell pepper feels like the vegetable version of killing an alien with all its little alien babies."
"What is the hardest Part about being a pedophile Fitting in"
"The gun that killed Reddit Went **Pao Pao Pao**"
"Why are the steaks so high? Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field."