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Joke of the Day

"When do you know that your career has gone south? When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!"

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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette"
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"What do you call someone without any shins? Toeknee."
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"I'm starting a tent business. My first sales event will be called the ""Tent Offensive"""
"*pushes math homework away in 1990* I'll never need this *getting yelled at by subway customer in 2014* I WANT THE BREAD CUT LIKE A RHOMBUS"
"Whats green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A snooker table"
"HAPPY EARTH DAY! Suck it, Neptune."
"I just had a wicked threesome on the kitchen floor. Me, Nyquil and Vodka. I'll be walking funny tomorrow!"
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