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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies"
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"They say that blondes are dumb, but I've gotten a brunette to marry me too."
"What is a British person's favorite cereal? Cheerios. say it in a British accent"
"Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine...... I can't believe Gaviscon."
"Knock Knock Who's there? The pilot"
"Q: Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down? **A:** He did it for the *lullz*"
"What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you."
"The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass."
"I returned some shorts to Walmart and bought a pizza, with the credit I had received, to share with my wife... She kinda ate my shorts."
"What is Hitler's least favorite drink? Orange Jews"