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Joke of the Day
"HAPPY EARTH DAY! Suck it, Neptune."
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"Did you hear about the COW that got a promotion? She was out standing in her field. **Edited for political correctness."
"My friend got fired from his banking job... because he lost interest."
"Ancient Chinese proverb say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Press reporter asks NASA director 'what did the kepler telescope find out today' ? Water on Mars."
"If I was one of the seven dwarfs I'd be Nopey."
"I stopped by the house I spent my childhood in, and I politely asked the owners if I could look around. They said no and slammed the door in my face My parents can be so fucking rude sometimes."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie"
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.... But I don't know Y"
"Blind friend and a cheese grater I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read."