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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone without any shins? Toeknee."
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"Full disclosure: all my tweets with less than 3 favs were made by my intern."
"Today my 6yo said it was good it's snowing, as that means the earth isn't getting hotter, and tonight she starts as an anchor on Fox News."
"Bless me, Father, for I have used Comic Sans. It's been eight weeks since my last use of Helvetica."
"If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator then... Hey come to think of it that's not a bad idea."
"Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio."
"saw license plate GODLSNS and am not sure whether it's God Listens or Godlessness. doin devil horns anyway"
"birthday card As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said "" One would've done"""
"If it exists behind a paywall, does it really exist?"
"What do you call a dead asian? A failure"