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Joke of the Day
"how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million."
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"Anyone want to know my secret to quit procrastination? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge"
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok"
"Me: Did you play video games all day? 9: No Me: What else did you do? 9: I ate lunch"
"Dear math, stop telling me to find your X Their not coming back, grow up and solve your own problems"
"My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :("
"Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems."
"how did hitler tie his shoesies? with little nazis"
"Fat people are a bit like circles. Because pie dictates their life."