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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a classical composer's butthole after a night of bad Mexican food? Taco Bell's Cannon"

"I was straining on the toilet this morning. ""Where's the fucking sieve?"" asked my wife."

"Mountains are not funny. They're hill-areas."

"Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"

"NSFW What is the difference between your father and I? Nothing. We both had sex with your mom. Just kidding, the difference is that I used a condom."

"How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Wuh-wuh-wuh-one."

"Good ol' misogynistic joke What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Two good fucking lessons taught."

"Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue."

"David Cameron joke! They say David Cameron is a one term Prime Minister. That term is of course 'cunt'."

"What actor do horses like the most? Matthew McConaug-hay"