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Joke of the Day

"Good ol' misogynistic joke What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Two good fucking lessons taught."

"I accidentally sent a photo of my penis to everyone in my address book. Not only was it really embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps."

"Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke go to a restaurant. Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren? Because he made the First Order!"

"Is Lobster Bisque a good rap name?"

"Why can't Bill Gates get a girlfriend? Because his penis is Microsoft."

"Why did the guy take his time setting up a premature ejaculation support group? He didn't want to go off half cocked."

"Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?"

"It's a doge eat doge world out there. Such cutthroat. Very survival of the fitter"

"Sorry people with seeing eye dogs that say 'No petting'. What you can't see won't hurt you."

"I don't trust anyone who doesn't count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru."