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Joke of the Day

"Two sowing machines are sitting in a bar.. And one says, *""Are you a singer?""* Then the other replies, *""Why? Janome?""*"

"My friend and I applied for work at the new submarine factory. I don't know if we'll get jobs, but we'll see what surfaces."

"What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called? A *paradox.*"

"i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions"

"I called a dentist.. I: I would like an appointment. Dentist: Sure, what time would you like to come. I: Two thirty."

"Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. (no offence to ladies)"

"Why do black men cry after sex? From the pepper spray."

"How do Spaniards take their coffee? Au lait."

"Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor."

"UPDATE: This year's most popular Halloween costume will be Slutty Chilean Miner."