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Joke of the Day
"Why do black men cry after sex? From the pepper spray."
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"Hey dad I'm tired! There's a nap for that. :)"
"Hipster farmers don't harvest crops because they're only cool when they're underground."
"Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth.I woke up half an hour later and my whole house was on the internet"
"I knew I was in trouble when the lady doing my nails shouted ""WHO DO YOUR EYEBROW?!"""
"I'm against picketing.... But I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg"
"[Interview] CEO: Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm? GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:"
"Black Betty walked into a butcher shop and asked for beef. The butcher replied, ""No Black Betty, Ham or Lamb?"""
"How long does it take for a Jew to get 100 meters far? It depends on the wind strength."