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Joke of the Day
"I just killed a mosquito with a digital clock It was time for him to die."
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"I like my coffee like I like my men, Big, black, and strong."
"What do you call someone banned from an Indian restaurant? Persona naan grata! sorry....."
"What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest."
"Last night I dreampt I was playing Kobe Bryant 1-on-1. I had him all lined up to block his shot ...and then he feinted."
"[emergency room] DOCTOR: Point to what's causing you the most pain ME: I can't, they're at home playing xbox"
"I would rather read aloud the iTunes terms and conditions in Spanish than be at work today."
"what do Nazis drive? Auchwhips"
"why shouldn't you fart in church? you'd have to sit in your own pew."
"I left a trail of rose petals leading to the bed and on the bed was a note that said ""This is what happens to roses who cross me"""