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Joke of the Day
"I would rather read aloud the iTunes terms and conditions in Spanish than be at work today."
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"When I was younger I used to think I was a God. Most parents give their kids food, mine gave me burnt offerings."
"""You are accused of polygamy"" ""And who pressed charges? ""Your wife"" ""Which one exactly?"""
"Reddit is like a box of chocolates It's the same shit over and over"
"I gave up and ""folded"" the fitted sheet into a rope so I could shimmy down from the 3rd floor to escape folding laundry."
"What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue? A nun falling down the stairs"
"What is an assassin's favorite element? What is an assassin's favorite elem- Surprise! (it is much better when spoken, but I'm proud of it)"
"The creator of the 'knock knock' joke was awarded a prize today Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it"
"Two windmills walk into a bar... They had a good moment. ___________________________ Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :)"
"ME: it's horrible. I would wish it on my worst enemy GUY: you mean *wouldn't* ME: hahahahahaha you're sweet"