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Joke of the Day
"In MILF porn... There's always one motherfucker"
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"I should've never taught my parrot to say the alphabet backwards now he drives drunk all the time the cops can't do shit it's a real problem"
"Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, ""wow, it's really getting hot in here."" The second muffin says, ""Wow... a talking muffin ! """
"I fear for the calendar... ...its days are numbered."
"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"
"Bought my girlfriend a dildo and a t-shirt for christmas. That way if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself."
"TIFU by reposting Just kidding. You fuckers love reposts."
"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever got? It was awesome!"
"I opened a company selling prayer mats with land mines in them.. Prophets are going through the roof!"
"The 2nd amendment gives us the right to bear arms and the 8th amendment gives us the right to horse legs"