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Joke of the Day

"Why Can't Charlie Sheen Finish the Alphabet? Because when he gets to 'P' it burns."

"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."

"I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language."

"I wish robot servants were affordable already."

"It's Saturday night and I just saw a guy with a ponytail and tinted lenses. Somewhere, a tarantula is home alone"

"I'm in the mood to multiply"

"Walking Talking Stephen Hawking"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"When life gives you lemons Chances are you are high on LSD"

"*kid opens Easter egg* *egg begins beeping* ""Dad why's it ticking"" SON NO THAT'S FROM THE- *egg explodes* *sheds tear* Middle-Easter bunny"