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Joke of the Day

"Do you remember that barbeque you had? The one where I had my meat all up on your grill?!?!?!"

"What's the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever."

"Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? At the calf-eteria."

"Why did the picture go to jail? because it was framed."

"Unfaithful Russian men come home to find all their stuff in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box on the sidewalk."

"Why did the Samurais armor break? There was a chink in it."

"I don't want to perpetuate a fat girl stereotype, but this blow job could use a side of ranch."

"What do you call a snake on viagra? Rod!"

"Nobody lives forever, but especially not that homeless person I just ran over."

"Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have? Because no matter the sport, he would always play write"